retard

retard
1. (retard) (8790↑, 3339↓)
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.

I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.

2. (retard) (8460↑, 3435↓)
George H. W. Bush

Who would have ever thought such a retard would win the election?\!?\!?\!

3. (retard) (5546↑, 2043↓)
most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

4. (retard) (3646↑, 847↓)
1. A person with a mental deficiency 2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
5. (Retard) (2480↑, 718↓)
-Usually used to label someone as stupid. -Not commonly used to make fun of the disability. Also, see [Qizzer].

"He just chugged fourteen beers and now he's going out driving." "What a retard."

6. (retard) (2125↑, 851↓)
A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning.
7. (retard) (1924↑, 1224↓)
Somebody who isn't YOU.

"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."

8. (retard) (648↑, 340↓)
I am the proud Father of three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.This is a genetic defect in which the child has an extra chromosome. My son is labled by society as being retarded. This is measured by standard I.Q. tests that have been developed for many purposes but for too long now have been used to simply lable people. If you met my son I would hope that you would get to see the person that I see. I don't see the physical characterisitics that might cause you to be uneasy around him or to avoid him but I see the perfection of what was intended for people to be. My son will greet you with a smile that can light up the world. If he has met you once he will remember your name and be geniunely glad to see you. He knows your moods before you do and wants to see you happy. My son will easily tell you he loves you if that is how he really fells and he greets people with the best hugs you'll ever get from anyone. My sons emotional intelligence is off the charts. He loves people and when some are rude to him he forgives and moves on. To meet him once is to never forget him and to meet him twice is to always be in love with him. He is excited by life and to many times life tries to beat him down, take his spirit, and turn him into societys label of what he should be. My Son is better then what society wants for him and he fights it back like no one else I have ever seen. So my defintion of Retarded is not one of something negative but of something to be celebrated. My defintion of Retarded is "Love in it's purest form."

It seems to me we could use more retarded people in this world. Don't ever let anyone define you.

9. (Retard) (330↑, 258↓)
1:To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede 2:Derogatory criticism, rejoinder or rebuke, by people of limited vocabulary, of anyone with a different opinion to them and usually smarter than them.
10. (retard) (159↑, 97↓)
A derogatory term for a person who is mentally handicapped or learning disabled. Can be really hurtful, damaging and offensive.

"Look at that kid sitting by himself. He must be a retard\!"

11. (Retard) (335↑, 284↓)
1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person. 2. Slang, N; Stupid Person 3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.

1. "Look at all the retards' "My brother is a retard" 2. "Bobby is such a retard" "Only retards each boogers" 3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"

12. (retard) (194↑, 154↓)
George bush.......no seriously.

do you really need an explination? \>_\> He rly is a retard..

Author: AleniaUmineko http://retard.urbanup.com/2855973
13. (retard) (289↑, 251↓)
A race of south-eastern English people, also known as chavs, who listen to garage music, slur their speach and smoke copious amounts of low-grade cannabis resin, with little or no education.

Genlemen let us leave, this McDonalds is full of retards.

Author: I-Iell Knight http://retard.urbanup.com/181956
14. (retard) (188↑, 159↓)
1. A very rude word for someone with a mental disability.

People with mental disabilities are people too and they deserve to be treated with respect. If you call someone with a mental problem a retard, you are a retard.

15. (retard) (97↑, 71↓)
1 a word used by bullies to label people or be mean there fore the person who called the other person a retard is the real retard 2 a rude synonym for some one with a mental or physical disability often some one who calls people names is a threw retard

1, Joann is so mean that he called Jesse a retard because he lost his pen (that means Joann is a bully) 2, john was obsessed so Joann called him a retard (Joann is a bully)

16. (retard) (111↑, 89↓)
1.) Someone is abusive toward someone else. 2.) NOT someone who has a mental disability or is born with medically subnormal intelligence. People who fit this description are known as "special," "challenged," or "Earth angel."

That guy who goes around insulting everyone who is different from him is a real retard. That woman with the mental handicap is an Earth angel. I'm glad I know her.

Author: somebodyelsealtogether http://retard.urbanup.com/2605450
17. (retard) (31↑, 12↓)
Retards fall into the following catergories by displaying one or more of the characteristics mentioned; Someone who: is mentally impaired. is SO incompetent at their job it beggars belief. is reversing the evolutionary trend by displays characteristics closer to a chimp than a civilized human being. has the IQ level of a gerbil. pushes the door when it says 'Pull' or vice versa is always in detention or at the bottom of the class see Private Pyle in [Full Metal Jacket]. dribbles excessively and throws tantrums needs a lot of care and attention (special needs).

Congratulations Mr Smith, your IQ level is 12, you are officially a retard.

18. (retard) (34↑, 18↓)
The second most abused word in the English language, next to [gay].

Bob: I got a 72% on my math test. John: RETARD\! I got a 75%.

Author: Little Johnny's Big Brother http://retard.urbanup.com/4781035
19. (retard) (665↑, 653↓)
One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap

Snoop Dogg is a retard.

20. (Retard) (17↑, 9↓)
1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up. 2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard. 3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

Author: Get_It_Straight http://retard.urbanup.com/5424550
21. (retard) (34↑, 27↓)
a stupid person.

You are a retard.

22. (Retard) (137↑, 130↓)
To slow something or hinder

A fire blanket is a fire retardant.

23. (Retard) (17↑, 11↓)
The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard. Person two: Hey, that's offensive\! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere) Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded. Person two: Hey, that's offensive\!

Author: Mr. P. FLuffee http://retard.urbanup.com/5035417
24. (retard) (38↑, 32↓)
What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.

(Asian Mom looking at report card) (Asian kid opens the door) Asian Mom: You got B in math\! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.

25. (retard) (180↑, 176↓)
What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.

Be kind to me, I'm a retard.

26. (Retard) (7↑, 5↓)
1. Someone who is mentally or physically disabled. 2. A general insult that isn't really funny or politically correct.

1. I feel sorry for that kid. He's a retard. 2. Snotty Girl:(sarcastic) Oh, look at the poor little retard girl. Other Snotty Girls: (laughing)

27. (Retard) (8↑, 6↓)
A word originally found in the dictionary, and used as a generic term for those who are mentally handicapped. This word has now become [taboo] and considered a social [faux-pas] for the usage of those with mental disabilities, due to advancements in mental exploration and the [explosive] usage of the word as a negative term for those who venture from the "[norm]" in any way, in so much as wearing the wrong shirt or saying the wrong thing, in everyday society. It has even become a [pop-culture] word used to describe people who do foolish or say foolish things, whether the person stating the term is using it in a jovial or malicious way (between friends or just to be a total jerk)

1. "Did you hear what Jimmy said? He is such a fuckin' retard\!" 2. "Don't be retarded, if you jump into the water from this height you will hurt yourself." 3. Person 1: "Ha, look at that retard, look how he's trying to get a job and fit in with normal society, what a [freak]\!" Person 2: "Yo, that kid has a mental disability and is just trying to live his life like anyone else. He's probably a better worker than YOUR retarded ass\! Leave him alone and stop being [ignorant]."

28. (retard) (10↑, 10↓)
Someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD

Hes acting like a retard

29. (Retard) (36↑, 37↓)
Sarah Palin

In the words of Stephen Colbert, "Sarah Palin is a fu%$ing retard"

30. (retard) (28↑, 29↓)
sarah palin.

sarah palin is a retard.

31. (retard) (0↑, 2↓)
america

steve wanted to know what a retard was, so he went to america, after all everyone there is a retard

Author: 91121029102913209830u834 http://retard.urbanup.com/6350557
32. (retard) (1↑, 3↓)
to tard again

Joe tard-ed once, and then once again. Retard.

33. (Retard) (11↑, 13↓)
the dumbest motherfucking idiot you'd ever meet, or hear of.

The first band had a kick ass drummer, he was awesome, and the third band was great but the sound guy was a retard.

Author: douche mcallister http://retard.urbanup.com/4986079
34. (Retard) (36↑, 38↓)
1. A word used to describe anyone other than yourself as inferior, no matter how much more successful or better-looking they are than you 2. Often after saying, an actual mentally-challenged person walks by for the sole purpose of sending you on a guilt-trip

1. "Bill Gates is a retard." 2. "Annie, you are such a retard." *retard girl limps by* "Dammit.."

35. (retard) (1↑, 4↓)
dumb people that I don't like hehehe

my sister retard parents tardo cats mean people

36. (Retard) (3↑, 6↓)
One who posts a definition on UrbanDictionary of a word that's already been defined on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: X is a letter of the alphabet Person 2: X is a letter of the alphabet Person3: Person 1 and 2 are retarded.

Author: Namenlos12345 http://retard.urbanup.com/5391974
37. (Retard) (4↑, 7↓)
A word that should be disbanded from society. People often use it out of context and do not understand what the word really means. Mental Retardation is a disability that affects millions of people. It does not mean stupid, dumb, ridiculous, annoying, or any other form of those words.

This person has a mental disability, but that doesn't make them "retarded". They are the same as anyone else.

Author: EndTheRWordCampaign http://retard.urbanup.com/5390832
38. (Retard) (9↑, 12↓)
Someone who is very stupid. Also means jackass in a slightly more appropriate way.

Kid 1: Hey dude. Kid 2: Hello. How's it going? K1: Good. You? K2: No. Some retard stole my lunch and now I'm starving. K3: Hey, buddy\! Remember me? K2 There's the retard.

Author: monsterhead1153 http://retard.urbanup.com/5118180
39. (Retard) (17↑, 20↓)
1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense. 2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner. 3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious. 4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology. 5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results

Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.

Author: Highland Piper http://retard.urbanup.com/4739629
40. (retard) (0↑, 4↓)
really really stupid\! synonyms: slomp

dude. u got a D on ur test. U retard\!

Author: djifhurye2374372898 http://retard.urbanup.com/5842500
41. (Retard) (5↑, 9↓)
Locally Developed or Mentally Challenged.

Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing? Bleh he's just a retard. Nawh hes LD.

42. (Retard) (7↑, 11↓)
James Robert Brown

Jumes is the biggest retard there is

Author: Cannon_Fodda1 http://retard.urbanup.com/4934418
43. (retard) (20↑, 24↓)
Disclaimer: Mental retardation is a MEDICAL term. The term "retard" DOES NOT refer to those people who've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM IV) as being "mentally retarded." (n.) 1. One who isn't diagnosed with mental retardation, but regardless, he/she WILLFULLY REFUSES 1) to act with basic common sense, 2) to display even the most basic form of intelligence, 3) to use logic and reason, 4) to read (quite useful for learning), 5) to speak in coherent sentences. 2. Synonym for Palin and/or maverick.

Anyone who thinks Africa is a country is a retard. Anyone who believes they can see any part of Russia from Juneau or Wasilla, Alaska is a retard. Anyone who says the US Vice-President is "in charge of the US Senate" is a retard. Anyone who would vote for such a person who does the above is a fucking retard.

Author: GuidorffTheBiscuitKing http://retard.urbanup.com/4605487
44. (Retard) (5↑, 10↓)
A person who searches the word "retard" on urban dictionary

Go do something important, you retard

Author: sexydancerbabe http://retard.urbanup.com/5328400
45. (Retard) (12↑, 17↓)
A retarded person who uses capital letters at the start of every word.

I Am Retarded Because I Type Like This.

46. (retard) (29↑, 34↓)
A term to describe someone stupid. Should not be used to described a person who is mentally ill, because that's fucked, and you know it.

(Someone keeps saying something annoying, like global warming or how Hillary Clinton should be President.) Rob: Shut up, you fuckin' retard\!

47. (retard) (46↑, 51↓)
v. re-TARD 1. (non-transitive) to decelerate. 2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate. Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.

1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard. 2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car. Note applies to the following: a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard\! non-n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration. n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard\! convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you n00b (referring to n00b2)\! convertedn00b2: I submit. And they all lived happily ever after. b) n00b: Hah\! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb\! non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb". n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo\! non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo\! convertedn00b: I submit. And they all lived happily ever after.

48. (Retard) (195↑, 200↓)
Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger

Wow that wigger is a fucking retard

Author: The urban linguist http://retard.urbanup.com/1364178
49. (retard) (3↑, 9↓)
falling down a lit stairway

what a retard for falling down a lit stairway

Author: jasonturnerPV http://retard.urbanup.com/5349887
50. (Retard) (22↑, 29↓)
Also known as an [American]

Peter the retard is American so he can't count past 4

51. (retard) (4↑, 11↓)
1. Inappropriate name calling usually used by children or immature human beings who have no clue what it would be like to be born with a developmental disability. 2. A person who is born with a developmental disability.

The older brother says to the younger brother after making a mistake and missing a goal on Wii NHL 2010, "You're such a retard\!". OR Creating a Mii character on Wii with the most uncommon human characteristics possible and naming it "retard".

52. (Retard) (1↑, 8↓)
a retard is someone with the name Shannon Rutherford

'theres that retard shannon coming.'

53. (Retard) (59↑, 67↓)
anyone who plays runescape.

runescape is for retards.

Author: ruinescape 10 12 2007 http://retard.urbanup.com/3184352
54. (retard) (8↑, 18↓)
slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.

Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a [dousche] and a [wannabe] I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, [retarded], [ignorant], etc. that most people think are weird I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care I creep girls out by making random [psycho] sex noises An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me I pretend I'm [all that and a bag of chips] (which I wouldeat) Most people hate me I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky) I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me I am a fag I am short and fat I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me\!\! I am an all around loser" Guy 2: "You're a retard"

Author: girl45678493759 http://retard.urbanup.com/4486434
55. (Retard) (10↑, 23↓)
"RandomTom"- the man would be a genius of modern thinking... if only he wasn't completely retarded.

RandomTom: "I had a dream about this last night, if for example there was a swimming pool built on a hill, would you be able to swim up it?" Everyone: "You sir, are a retard\!"

Author: Physics-pah\! http://retard.urbanup.com/2838972
56. (Retard) (12↑, 25↓)
Someone with a mental disability. Someone that has no common sense and/or does not think of of the consequences of their actions.

1. Guy 1: Dude, how cool would it be if someone jumped from the top of your roof into your pool? Guy 2: OMG, im gunna do that. Guy 1: no way, thats like a 30 foot gap\! Guy 2: I dont care, im gunna do it\! *jumps from roof, hits legs on edge of pool and breaks legs* Guy 1: What a retard 2. YOU.

57. (retard) (18↑, 32↓)
A radical feminist(s) that trolls the feminist comments on urbandictionary.com. Pity we can't troll femisting.com as easily as they troll UB users.

retards like them believe women are superior, and not equal, to men.

58. (Retard) (6↑, 20↓)
To slow down; to delay Also;(in slang) An idiot; some guy who does stupid things

Puting the food in the refrigerater will retard the process of decay. "You Retard\! You cant even add 1+1\!"

59. (retard) (36↑, 50↓)
a person of subnormal intelligence also see [gangsta]

A 40 year old managing fast food that listens to rap as a substitute for music is an example of a retard.

60. (Retard) (14↑, 29↓)
A word Americans tend to call eachother as a very bad insult.

Wanda: Hey Bill, I tripped on the stairs today. Bill: You retard\!

61. (retard) (15↑, 30↓)
the manner in which one displays a lack of knowledge and general retardedness, often considered politcally incorrect due to the fact that the word's root comes from a mental disorder

"You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards – when they’re acting retarded." -the office

62. (retard) (38↑, 53↓)
To hold back or hinder.

To much suger will retard your growth

63. (retard) (30↑, 45↓)
to hold back or slow down
64. (Retard) (7↑, 23↓)
You dont call a retard a retard you call your friends a retard when there acting retarded

Slow retard goofy weird dumb

65. (retard) (11↑, 27↓)
A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.

The retard was ripe for the picking.

66. (Retard) (4↑, 21↓)
Someone who has characteristics of defficiency such as a broken left elbow, unability to turn hands with palms facing upwards, and thinks like a 6 year old.

Yeah that kid that just got bit in the face by a dog, that's jack campbell the fucking retard.

67. (Retard) (9↑, 26↓)
People who sit around on facebook all day, poking each other or tagging friends in photos.

Hey what are those [Retards] doing on Facebook?

68. (retard) (10↑, 27↓)
when someone is fucked up

Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard

Author: Germany Wilkinson http://retard.urbanup.com/3782626
69. (retard) (7↑, 24↓)
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.

EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET me:go home and just die man.....just die EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS... me: you really are a retard.....oh well

70. (retard) (8↑, 25↓)
someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.

1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person. 2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?

71. (Retard) (12↑, 29↓)
A person that is stupid enough to look up retard in the dictionary...

Hey that guy called me a retard for looking up retard in the dictionary\! Just cause i have the IQ of a cereal box doesn't mean i dont have feelings, just means i dont like milk...

Author: I Am The Omega http://retard.urbanup.com/3120203
72. (Retard) (11↑, 28↓)
A [retarted] person

*That person is such a retard\!\! *Greg *Britney Spears

Author: hannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannah http://retard.urbanup.com/2825817
73. (retard) (44↑, 61↓)
society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.

Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.

74. (retard) (52↑, 69↓)
A VERY rude term to discribe a person with mental conditions. Sometimes used when anyone does something stupid.

1)Matt, you are such a retard.

75. (retard) (4↑, 22↓)
Someone who does not know how to spell artard properly.

That guy is such a retard\! Don't you mean artard? Oh yeah, right

Author: whatsupppppp\! http://retard.urbanup.com/4346366
76. (retard) (37↑, 55↓)
1.means to slow down or to be slow 2.to be slow in the mind

[retard]

Author: kevin lowe-panda http://retard.urbanup.com/3640905
77. (retard) (24↑, 42↓)
Literal meaning: v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of Slang meaning: n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as [mentally retarded], [mentally challenged], [mentally disabled], [special], and [special ed.] (education); also called [mental] which is derogatory.

Literal meaning: in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo. Slang meaning: 1. a) prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof prep 2: yeah, what a retard 1. b) John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote\! Max: haha\! you retard 2. Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night? Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay. Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France Stacy: huh, yeah Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later Bob: bye stacy. Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard. (^this guy is obviously a total bitch)

78. (retard) (2↑, 20↓)
a person who could laso be referred to as crazy n has no sense of redponsibility \!\!\!

Person 1: what am i? Person 2: a retard Person 1: whats that? Person 2:[retard]

79. (ReTard) (10↑, 28↓)
Is also know as fucktard,dipshit.The ReTard has no life.Their pass times consist of internet and wanking over there ps2.ReTards kids only need one piece of cheese a day as that is all they can afford.

ReTard : need i say anymore :P

80. (Retard) (7↑, 26↓)
1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama

"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.

Author: computergangster http://retard.urbanup.com/4474826
81. (retard) (5↑, 24↓)
See [Subhuman]

RETARDS ARE SUBHUMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS.

Author: not a subhuman http://retard.urbanup.com/4294169
82. (RETARD) (5↑, 24↓)
a man/woman/boy/girl/ginger who has a medical condition that makes them annoying wankas/good friends.

Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler [Tyler] retard

83. (Retard) (9↑, 28↓)
A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.

he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.

Author: the uwebolla virus http://retard.urbanup.com/3282974
84. (retard) (3↑, 22↓)
a person who is really stupid or has a mental disorder

you are a retard for reading this hole thing why the hell didnt you stop reading this after i called you a retard you stupid shit ok you really should stop reading this before i make you read a word like i want to fuck my mom.

Author: A.J. The pimp http://retard.urbanup.com/3230300
85. (retard) (9↑, 28↓)
The guy below me because he does not know proper english. Such as Mental Retardation.

Guy below "....mental retard..." Me "Stfu and go back to school, idiot."

86. (retard) (3↑, 22↓)
A person who works in the Purchasing Dept.

"Hey, whats the name of that guy that works in Purchasing? You know the one with glasses?" "Retard."

87. (retard) (8↑, 28↓)
Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.

You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old. Me: You're a retard.

88. (Retard) (8↑, 28↓)
1. See [person]. 2. See [Mainstream Whores]. 3. See [liberal]. 4. See [conservative]. 5. See [me]. 6. See [you]. 7. A member of a group of individuals who post definitions of their favorite rock bands on urbandictionary.com saying "tehy aer eth best evr\!\!\!1\!11one\!11\!\!\!exclamationpointeleven\!\!\!1" or any equivilant. 8. A member of a group of individuals who post definitions of a named female/male that they claim to be excessivly fuckable and/or hot. Most of the definitions involve a common name that belong to steriotypical teens. 9. A member of a group of individuals who have any mental complex (superiority, inferiority, god, etc.) 10. A member of a group of individuals who can't speak or write with proper syntax and/or grammer.

Now that you have an idea of the word, heres a little fact: Studies show that 17 out of every 17 people have at least one mental defect. Have fun you retarded fucks\! XP sooper dooper seeryl

Author: TheTypoPoopcicle http://retard.urbanup.com/3971622
89. (Retard) (6↑, 26↓)
Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ? Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER \! Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

90. (retard) (7↑, 27↓)
a person who has a disability

A retarded girl will be discriminated because of her disability.

91. (retard) (18↑, 38↓)
1. (noun) A person with an IQ of lower than 60, who have ineptitude learning at school as well as communication, problems performing basic everyday tasks, and problems socially with people of similar age. 2. (noun) The insult used to describe such a person in definition 1, or anyone just acting or talking stupid, whether they fit the medical diagnosis of "mentally retarded" or not. 3. (noun) Most posters on Blabbermouth's heavy metal news website and messageboard.

You don't know what you're talking about, you retard.

Author: steelersownyou http://retard.urbanup.com/1591213
92. (Retard) (4↑, 25↓)
Used to describe somebody who is disabled by stupidity; you call them that because they don't understand or care, only their moms do.

look at the kids in the special ed. classroom eating chalk; wow, that retard loves chalk.

93. (Retard) (3↑, 25↓)
One with a disability that makes him/her retarded.

Guy \#1: That retard stole my bike\! Guy \#2: Hey, it's not his fault, he has a disability.

94. (Retard) (2↑, 24↓)
A term used towards people who have weird obsessions with insects. Not a commonly known term, but when it's used in towards the person with the sick obessesion, they'll know who it's towards. Most common towards people who have a thing for Termite's.

"You call yourself Termite....you're a retard."

Author: Balls McGinly http://retard.urbanup.com/4134711
95. (Retard) (2↑, 24↓)
1. Ol' Fashioned Term being the mentally disabled person that has problems with logic. 2. Word used to insult both disabled and sometimes non-disabled because of their stupidity that incites annoyance.

Prep no. 1: "That kid's gay cuz' he's into Goth even though Goth's Dead\!" Prep no. 2: "Yeah, he's a retard\!"

Author: Sasquatch_Rebel http://retard.urbanup.com/3050372
96. (retard) (30↑, 52↓)
-A derogatory term used to describe someone with a mental disability. -An insultive word that can be used towards someone who is NOT mentally handicapped.

Guy1: I completely PWNED that kid in xbox live today\! Guy2: LOLZZZZ what a retard\!

97. (Retard) (2↑, 28↓)
A person with the name 'James'. This person normally has the last name Murdock, Smith, Carroll, Jacobs, Stokes, or Stupid.

James Murdock is not only stupid, but he's also a total retard.

Author: CandyClaudson http://retard.urbanup.com/4270499
98. (Retard) (6↑, 33↓)
1. A mentally challenged person 2. Someone who gives this definition a thumbs down 3. A complete chav, arsehole or just an idiot

A retard -'OMG I liek knows where Korea is now, itz in Chinatown roflmaobbq'

99. (Retard) (47↑, 76↓)
an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth) not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool

Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what [is] means.

100. (Retard) (17↑, 53↓)
A person who works at dominos and did not go to college, or went to community college

The pizza guy at dominos is retarded

101. (retard) (27↑, 63↓)
someone you can see every single morning in the mirror

You: whos that retard behind the glass? Me: It's your reflection, RETARD\!

Author: michaelanyways http://retard.urbanup.com/2342399
102. (retard) (33↑, 84↓)
Someone who lacks the abilities of cognitive reasoning, astract thinking, and rational thought.

That dumb whore who called George H. W. Bush a retard for winning the 2004 election is in fact, THE RETARD. Liberals. People who don't like guns and alcohol.

103. (ReTaRd) (19↑, 82↓)
some one who is completely terrible at games and kills his own team mates and completely suck balls

ayyyyyyrrrrrrrrrr you guys are ReTaRdS

104. (retard) (38↑, 104↓)
mentally handicapped

an example of retard would be the definitions of azn contributed by azns

Author: azns are retarded http://retard.urbanup.com/202718
Related: idiot, stupid, dumbass, moron, dumb, tard, retarded, loser, fag, gay, asshole, fucktard, bitch, fool, douche, faggot, ass, fuck, noob, douchebag, homo, slow, dick, jackass, annoying, spaz, dipshit, shit, cunt, tool, ugly, nerd, spastic, jerk, pussy, slut, special, whore, mental, fucker
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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